SPRING BREAK CHRISTMAS!
It is redundant to talk about the year 2020 at this point, but it feels necessary to set the stage for why this year, more than ever, it’s SPRING BREAK CHRISTMAS! Whether you’re celebrating it by yourself, with your family, with the guys from Apartment 2B, this holiday season it’s time to embrace the chaos and make up for the Spring Break we all missed this year. A few days ago, I found myself in Texas, face tilted toward the sun, “Good Vibrations” playing, and as I stood alone, staring out at the beginnings of a new subdivision, I thought, “It’s Spring Break…but just for me”
So this holiday season, it’s Spring Break Christmas just for you! Without further ado…
“IT’S SPRING BREAK FASHIONABLY LOUD 2001 so get ready for the hottest swimsuits and models and performances from the coolest artists around, we’ve got Crazy Town, Shaggy and us, Dream!” — Dream
“WHAT’S UP EVERYBODY I’d like to welcome you to Spring Break Fash-bly Loud straight from Fat Tuesday’s in Cancun Mexico!!! [Crowd goes wild] I’m Molly Sims along with my co-host, the one and only Tyrese”— Molly Sims
“WHAT’S UP CANCUN MEXICO” — Tyrese
“These Cali rockers were practically born with swimsuits on, so I’m sure they and you are gonna love the punk-inspired suits we found for our models. Here to perform ‘Butterfly,’ the one and only CRAZY TOOOOWN!!” — Molly Sims
This holiday season, slip into your bikini and Uggs, and pretend you’re Molly Sims! On her beauty blog, Molly Sims did a very brief throwback to the MTV Spring Break days: “While doing ‘House Of Style’ I also had the opportunity to host some crazy antics for MTV’s ‘Fashionably Loud’ in 2001. Is this momma jetting off to Cancun to party with the masses? No, those days are over. But if you’d like to take a trip down memory lane, here are some vintage videos and pictures from the vault to take you back!”
There are so many exhilarating MTV Spring Break performances that will have you shrieking “LORD TAKE ME BACK!” Spice Girls, Aaliyah, No Doubt, Biggie, Blink 182, Kid Rock, Missy Elliot, and what I found to be an especially moving performance of “Glycerine” by Bush in the rain.
Order yourself a silk bandanna or an icy anklet or a flip flop charm! Watch John & Edy’s SantaCon Vid! And A Pretty Cool Hotel Tour’s review of Executive Hotels in Miami!
These kitty kats are celebrating Spring Break!!!!
Next up, remember that dancing Hersey’s Kiss commercial?
“Who Made Spring Break?” The New York Times reports…
Next year, I’m finally going to have the pink tinsel Christmas tree of my dreams!
If you can, buy a beach ball, twinkly lights, AND/or an indoor palm tree — Spring Break Christmas is continuing into February this year! Refocus with this poem from Ren Cook’s “I Love Shopping”. My favorite line is this: “I love to go on weekend vacations with my friends. These things make me happy.”
Next up…
What if you ordered a Godiva Dark Chocolate Decadence Chocolixir?
While drinking your Blue Hawaiian or Candy Cane Martini, might we suggest making a vision board for your dream Spring Break! Play these videos in the background for manifestation assistance. One’s from a 1985 Spring Break in Fort Lauderdale, and the other’s from Spring Break 1989 in Palm Springs. They’re also very relaxing to fall asleep to!
Thank you for coming to Spring Break Christmas!!! Very Famous <3’s you, for real!
