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Plant some fake palm trees in the yard outside, and paint the exterior icy blue or a hot, hot pink! Turn each room into its own theme and sell party dresses to go with your customers' manicures.
If limos are a rolling stunt in excess, then adding a hot tub is like putting sprinkles on top of maraschino cherries.
I've been plagued by lust my whole little life—from the early ages of Spice Girls and NSYNC posters on my wall—where I would kiss each of their lips before I would go to bed (bisexual since 1999).
Are you THIRSTY FOR LUST? We are!!!!!
Though it might seem counterintuitive, the bathroom is one of the few places mystique can be found!
Architect Paul Revere Williams invented the iconography of the California Dream, from the pink and green of the Beverly Hills hotel to the sorts of celebrity homes that made fame look fun and elegant.
Hello Sweethearts of the World! Here is 1-900-Very-Famous, the internet's favorite party line for things fun and glamorous.
Life is BUT a dream these days, in every sense of the word, and dropping fictional thousands of dollars on 1stdibs has been my own personal computer-simulated creation. 1stdibs feels very mysterious—who buys the $38,00 Cartier panther ring?—but maybe if you read The New York Times’ style section a lot, it... Read More
Here at the Indoor Pool Real Estate Agency, sales have, as you would expect, come to a standstill. It feels confusing to sort through our usual listings knowing that perhaps now is a difficult time to roll the dice on a pizza place in Wyoming or an indoor playground in... Read More