License Plate Journalism: I See You Are Empty 2 Edition
Ahhhhh, there’s nothing that thrills me more than the angst of privileged young Americans in mid-July! Everything is so sweaty, frustrating, and TRAGIC, yes I know!! The only thing that would impress me EVEN MORE, is if someone decided to project their angst-filled message to the world by having it engraved on the plate of the $20,000 European car their upper-middle-class parents bought them as a reward for graduating high school…
Enter: ICURMT2. I copped this gem of a plate the other day in my school’s parking lot — a gold mine for vanity plates and the occasional abandoned sneaker. What struck me about ICURMT2 was how cryptic yet phonetically blatant the plate’s message was…translation: I SEE YOU ARE EMPTY TOO. Wow. PERFECT.
I immediately knew that ICURMT2 was my winner for the second edition of our #VERYFAMOUSPLATES series. Plus, I was a little (incredibly) worried that if I didn’t get to profilin’ and stylin’ on ICURMT2, someone else would, especially considering BuzzFeed bit on our license plate journalism idea a few days ago…I see you Dayna Evans!!
ICURMT2 PROFILE:
Sex: Impossible to tell, also IRRELEVANT
Age Range: Late-late teens to very early thirties
Job: Student, part-time barista, permanent burden to parentals
Fave Hobby: Googling memes, Twitter.com
Fave Breakfast Food: Cereal (preferably Lucky Charms)
Fave Alcohol: Smirnoff Ice, any kind of flavored Vodka
Fave TV Show: BoJack Horseman, Dexter
Fave Music: EDM
Pets: A neglected goldfish
Relationship Status: 2 EMO-tional 2 be in L-O-V-E
Worst Nightmare: Not having wifi @ Burning Man
Gmail Password: Some combination of the names of two high school crushes, followed by birth year
Talitha Reilley is an “ENTP. Huge fan of citrus!!!!” You can find her at @hawtcatwifi on Instagram.
