21 Things I Did in 2021
Cried in front of my mother the weekend after I graduated college. My last piece of writing for my undergraduate degree was an analysis of Courtney Love’s Instagram.
Category: Features
The Very Famous “Spring Break Christmas” Gift Guide
It's really important to have fun.
It’s 3pm at the East Broadway Mall in Chinatown
The East Broadway Mall is one of the coolest malls to have existed. This is, first things first, because it's built like a secret under the Manhattan Bridge in Chinatown.
Thinkin’ About Bratz Doll Jade’s Live DJ Set…
A doll DJing is exactly the sort of thing I'm into, a non-sentient situation made semi-sentient.
An orgasm in 3 parts (to be read out loud)
aloof couch wading in diminishing flashes of television candy-bar advertisements skim-milk
Talking Class Boundaries, Decadence and Patty Hearst With Moral Crema
Moral Crema has what we’ve been missing: sensuous, grimy textures.
A World Where Everything’s Pink
In this world, it’s pretty things only. Boxes of pink roses, Juicy Couture perfumes, macaron candles, coffee mugs with whimsical sayings in gold cursive...
It’s 3 p.m. at…the Home of a Childhood Friend Years Later
Last time I saw you, we were 20 and ate towering plates of fast food and sipped gossip beneath the gloating eyes of old men in corners as the sun went down in streaks of blinding orange and fresh red.
It’s 3 p.m. at…the Barnes & Noble Café
Welcome to "It's 3 p.m. at..." a fun new column here at Very Famous Inc. where we report on that late afternoon hour when the day has been determined in one way or another.