A Giant Fairytale Mall in Colorado Is Being Brought Back to Virtual Life
Cinderella City is a really good name for a mall. The storybook name, in fact, started out as the “glamorous code name”...
Category: Features
1-900-Very-Famous: Cruisin’ USA and Designer Coffins
Hello, Very Famous universe! Sometimes I spend so much of my day staring into the cold, light-pink hole of the internet content minefield, that I feel too dead inside to churn up...
300(ish) Words on Bad Art
I recently started painting as a way to heal my relationship with writing, mostly by avoiding the anxiety of not having written. As a new hobbyist, I’ve begun considering Bad Art.
Mall Madness: A New Jersey Mall’s Chic Art Collection and More Mall News
Sunrise Mall, as I’ve written about before, is near and dear to my heart as a mall two hours from where I grew up in South Texas.
1-900-Very-Famous: Fake Candles and Hello Kitty Marshmallows
I'm not sure what's on my mind, but I think it involves fake candles. Here are a few nice things this week :-)
Late Night Real Estate: Pizza and Cowboys in Lander, Wyoming!
Looking for a new life? A chance to head west? The opportunity to serve warm pizza to the denizens of a Wyoming town during the dead of an unforgiving winter? Tony’s Pizza of Lander, WY can be yours! Right in the middle of downtown, Tony’s Pizza at 637 Main Street... Read More
Mall Madness: Jupiter, Florida Had a Mall
U.S. Mall Vacancy Rate Has Hit a 7-Year-High! If you’re reading this, chances are good you are a dedicated fan of malls (or my dad, hi dad!), and you will not be surprised to know they aren’t doing so hot! This Forbes story mostly consists of brief number/letter configurations like... Read More
1-900-Very-Famous: Pink Trash and Getting Paid
Hello Very Famous World! Sometimes it’s very difficult to STAY famous. People owe you money and you’re trying to figure out what fall colors don’t bum you out to wear and it’s muggy and…next thing you know, the glam lifestyle feels like it’s passing you by. You begin to wonder... Read More
300(ish) Words on Bad Taste
“Good taste is conservative, traditional, minimal, sober,” the Sterns told People. “Bad taste is exuberant, excessive, impudent, sentimental.”