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⛓️🕯️In Memoriam of Pier 1 🕯️⛓️

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What I do remember are the warm tones of the store, the bright colors, the impossibly adult aspiration of having lamps and lampshades that matched sophisticated rugs and functionless throw pillows. What it felt like, being immersed in a perfectly coordinated environment, was what scrolling through an Instagram feed would feel like years later. 

The Story of Heart-Shaped Things

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Yes, it is after Valentine’s Day! Yes, sometimes it can be Very Famous to experience feverish anxiety that delays life’s plans. Yes, it’s still the Month of Love! And when you’re Very Famous, it’s Valentine’s Day 24/7. We worship a lot of heart-shaped things here—beds, jacuzzi tubs, etc—and because it... Read More

Late Night Real Estate: A Condo Called Baby

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Cowboy art critic Dave Hickey wrote of his one-time home city Las Vegas, “I realize that claiming Las Vegas as my home while practicing ‘art criticism’ in the hyper-textualized, super-virtuous high culture of the nineteen nineties probably sounds a bit studied—a bit calculatedly exotic—as if I were trying to make... Read More

On Manicures and Making Plans

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Synthesizing everything I’ve learned about nails in the past year, I still have no understanding of what makes them innately appealing. Rouge and lipstick have their evolutionary purposes; we flush and blush during intercourse, so we naturally react to those products.  But nails? I’m still unclear on an explanation for... Read More

The Mystery of Love Motels

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Seeing a themed motel feels a little like passing by a payphone. If you were to pick up the phone, you might disappear into another dimension.

This Week’s Hollywood Moments

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Moments of fortune, fame, and fashion…from the mouth of Very Famous to you! Published every Friday. ✨🌴 The 411 🌴✨ View this post on Instagram A post shared by THNK1994 Museum (@thnk1994) Matt and Viviana of pop-up gallery THNK1994 discovered that Denise Richards was a surprise guest model on Monday’s... Read More