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Some people are born famous, and p1nkstar—a pop princess—is proof. In a perfect, glittery space-desert future, p1nkstar would be performing à la Tiffany at a mall show, but that mall would also be a club with mirrors and faux-fur pillows everywhere, a photo booth with airbrushed clouds, and all your... Read More
Neon has always felt hopeful because it’s fun, and fun is hopeful. Cowboys, too, have an American optimism that draws us to western wear, even if you’ve never been to a livestock show. Like the ingenious Fat Tony mash-up of Too Short’s “Blow The Whistle” and Brooks & Dunn’s “Neon... Read More
Yes, it is after Valentine’s Day! Yes, sometimes it can be Very Famous to experience feverish anxiety that delays life’s plans. Yes, it’s still the Month of Love! And when you’re Very Famous, it’s Valentine’s Day 24/7. We worship a lot of heart-shaped things here—beds, jacuzzi tubs, etc—and because it... Read More
Synthesizing everything I’ve learned about nails in the past year, I still have no understanding of what makes them innately appealing. Rouge and lipstick have their evolutionary purposes; we flush and blush during intercourse, so we naturally react to those products. But nails? I’m still unclear on an explanation for... Read More