Author Archives for Kelsey Lawrence 
Carpet in bathrooms is very kinky. You’re not sure how much moisture it’s soaked up from the many damp tootsies that have stepped from the shower onto its soft surface. That moisture has been soaking in the thick fiber strands of shag carpet for decades, but stop thinking about it!... Read More
My spray tan is faded and congealing in dark brown spots around my collar bone, and I couldn’t be happier. It reminds me of the good times I’ve had with it, and that is priceless. A few weeks ago, I New Year, New Me’d and got a spray tan with... Read More
Few things invigorate me more than the chandelier shops on the Lower East Side. They’re quiet, shimmering opulence against horns honking and dirty sidewalks, and passing by their windows makes me feel like I’m resting for a few brief seconds in someone’s rich mom’s living room. Chandeliers, both as the... Read More
They DON’T make ’em like this anymore! At 8121 Shore Road sits the Dynasty mansion of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. This American Dream incarnate is owned by the family of Sicilian immigrant Carmelo Giuffre, who built a tri-state empire of 21 car dealerships after arriving in the United States in 1957 with $61... Read More
I don’t know if this makes sense, but sometimes there are colors that seem to exist so exclusively online...
Very Famous published a beautiful mall article last week! Thank you to Josh for speaking with us...
Hearing Lana Del Rey go down to a deep, whispery timber to sing “I’m your man” has been the church pew I’ve been sitting on the last month.
Cinderella City is a really good name for a mall. The storybook name, in fact, started out as the “glamorous code name”...
Hello, Very Famous universe! Sometimes I spend so much of my day staring into the cold, light-pink hole of the internet content minefield, that I feel too dead inside to churn up...